May 24, 2010

  • THE HUSBAND SUPERSTORE

    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.  It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.  The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you could choose a man from only that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, NEVER to return.

    A couple of girlfriends, who after enduring some bad dates and so so boyfriends, decided they were tired of dating and wanted more.  Seeing the shopping center, they decided to go and find a husband........

    FIRST FLOOR.....

    The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids".  The women read the sign and said, "Well thats better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"  So up they went.....

    SECOND FLOOR.....

    The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are good looking."  "Hm mmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?".....

    THIRD FLOOR.....

    This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the ladies,  "Very tempting, but there is another floor." So further up they went.....

    FOURTH FLOOR.....

    This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."  "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be waiting further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.....

    FIFTH FLOOR.....

    The sign on the door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

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