If you get a chuckle out of this your probably a GUY and not some kind of metrosexual, over civilized wimp.  

So a wife was commenting to her doctor one day about the recent fighting she had been having with her husband whenever

he came home drunk after an evening of carousing around.  

The doctor said, "I have just the solution to your problem.  The next time he comes home drunk, go to the bathroom and gargle

with mouthwash until he falls asleep."

So it wasn't long before he went out for a while and came home drunk.  The wife did as the doctor had suggested and gargled her

mouthwash until he fell asleep.

The next day she went to see the doctor and told him how well the suggestion had worked and that they didn't get into a fight.

The doctor said, "You see how well things worked out if you just keep your mouth shut!

Well it was funny in the all male control room and I can't do voice inflection or timing in text....lol