January 17, 2013

  • Do you drink?

    Lady: Do you drink?

      Man: Yes

      Lady: How much a day?

      Man: 3 six packs

      Lady: How much per six pack

      Man: about $10.00

      Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

      Man: 15 years

      Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which
    puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

      Man: Correct

      Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
    past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

      Man: Correct

      Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been
    put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
    compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

     

     

      Man: Do you drink?

      Lady: No...

     

      Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?

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