January 19, 2013

• Better than a Flu Shot!

   

    Miss Beatrice,

   

  The church organist,

   

  Was in her eighties

   

  And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness

   

  And kindness to all.

   

  One afternoon the pastor

   

  Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

   

  She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

   

  As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

   

  The young minister

   

  Noticed a   cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.

   

  The bowl was filled

   

  With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!

   

  When she returned

   

  With tea and scones,

   

  They began to chat.

   

  The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

   

  About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

   

  'Miss Beatrice', he said,

   

  'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

   

  Pointing to the bowl.

   

  'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

   

  I was walking through

   

  The Park a few months ago

   

  And I found this little package On the ground.

   

  The directions said

   

  To place it on the organ,

   

  Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

   

   

  Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'

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