One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help his discharge.  He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride in his Megacycle.  They rode across the Wheatstone bridge and stopped by a Magnetic field with flowing currents and frolicked in the sine waves. 

Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and proceeded to excite her resistance to a minimum.  He gently laid her at ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.  With a quick arc, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel. 

He slowly began short circuiting her resistance shunt while quickly raising her thermal conductivity level.  Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled, "Ohm...Ohm...Ohm" , with his tube operating well into class C, and her field vibrating with his current flow, a corona formed which instantly caused her shunt to overheat just at the point when Micro-Farad rapidly discharged and drained off every electron into her grid.  They fluxed all night trying various connectors and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all its field strength.

Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self induction and damaged her soleniods, and with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field.  Not ready to be quiescent, they spent the rest of the evening reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

 To get the accents right ... check out some cajun youttube vids .... i.e. Cajun Man or Coyon Duhon

Thibodeaux and Boudreaux were out drinking one night.  Thibodeaux turns to Boudreaux ands tells him about being out in the pero (boat) with Marie. Said they were out all night doing the "laundry".  

Boudreaux thinks to himself, he's a gonna go ask Marie to go on the pero with him and do the "laundry".

So the next night Boudreaux asks "Marie, would you like to go out on the pero with me tonight?"  

Marie says,"why sure, Boudreaux, your such a nice looking fella."  

Out in the pero Boudreaux says,"Marie ... why don't you sit a little closer to me."  

Marie says, "why Boudreaux, what do  you have in mind?"

"Aww, Marie...I thought we would do some laundry," said Boudreaux.  Marie says, "that would be fine Boudreaux."

A couple of nights later Boudreaux again asks Marie to go out with him in the pero and do some more laundry.

"Awww..., Boudreaux," says Marie, "Its such a small load, you can do the laundry by yourself."

I apologize to my fellow xangans in advance, but I could not resist a bit of light humor tonight.  Work has been especially stressful lately.

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."