July 31, 2012

  • Understanding women

    "Understanding women"

       

    God was having a slow day, so he zeroed in on this guy staring out to sea on the beach. He asked the guy what he was doing, just looking out to sea.

    "Oh, I was just wondering what Hawaii looked like. I have a deathly fear of flying, and if I get on a boat, I get seasick. I'm just afraid I'm never going to see Hawaii. You know, you being God and all... It would be a really cool thing for you to do, to build a highway right out that way, and straight to Hawaii.

    Well, God gets all hyper and says, "Do you have ANY idea about all the work that would be? Why can't you be a man and get on a plane? I guarantee it will be worth it."

    The guy whines and carries on, until God finally says, "Well, I guess I could grant you another wish instead of this one. Go ahead, think of something."

    The guy thinks and thinks, and finally he looks up and says, "Well, you know. I've been married three times... It just didn't work out, but if you'd help me out... It's just a little thing... God, tell me how to understand women!

    God stands there on the shore, hands on his hips, tapping his foot, and finally turns to the guy. "Ya' want two lanes or four?"