Day: November 17, 2012

  • Because

     

    My love is lost.
    I held it as a handful of sand, clenching my fist
    to hold it there.
    Yet, bit by bit, it slipped through my straining fingers.

    Now, nothing but memories of every smile, every kiss,
    and, above all, every word.
    For 'twas not into my ear you whispered but into
    my heart.
    'Twas not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

    And when I opened my tired hand and found my
    love was gone
    I trembled and died.

    My handful of existence has vanished.

  • Pinnacle of Xanga blogdom

     

    A turkey was chatting with a bull.

    'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

     

     


    Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

     

     

  • PAINFUL

     

    Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

     

     Here is proof that they are wrong.

     

    A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "It would be nice to have another kid".

     

     You never hear a guy say " I would like another kick in the nuts". ...
     
    .............
    Case closed!